Interview with a plant psychic

imagesBack when I was still working in bookstores, I stumbled across a strange little book. It was called “Talks with Trees: A Plant Psychic’s Interviews with Vegetables, Flowers and Trees“. At that point, I’d written about Klingon Karaoke, UFOs, Hare Krishnas and Extremo the Clown, so this seemed up my alley. I did a little digging, figured out where the author lived (Southern California), and gave him a call. As it turns out, there’s not a huge market for interviews with plant psychics, so I’ve included highlights below. You can also find excerpts of interviews with a purple potato and a disgruntled redwood here.

Frank Bures: I picked up your book and had a look through it. It’s pretty interesting. You talk to plants.

Leslie Cabarga: Well, I was doing psychic readings, channel readings, for years on people, and developing that. Then it occurred to me that plants are living creatures, and why not try doing it with plants? So I decided I would try to collect 50 interviews with plants and make it into a book. I’d authored about a dozen books before that on graphic design.

FB: You’re a graphic designer?

LC: Uh huh.

FB: So, when you have a conversation, how does it does it start?

LC: It usually feels kind of silly. And I pretty much always have doubts in my mind—you know, will this work? But it pretty much always does. I just start stroking a branch.

FB: Do you talk out loud to them?

LC: Yeah. Both out loud and in my mind, sometimes. It doesn’t seem to make a difference. And of course it’s just impressions that I hear from them. In the book, I chanced upon Pan.

FB: Pan?

LC: Pan, the God of nature.

FB: The real Pan?

LC: Well, who knows? I think so.

FB: When you’re on the street talking to a tree, are there people walking by?

LC: Oh, that’s in my mind.

FB: You don’t go up in the middle of a crowd and start talking to a bush?

LC: I mean, I have. I was in a restaurant once and I sort of stroked the bush. But again it’s just in my mind.

FB: I see. Now, you brought a head of lettuce home and interviewed it. Did you eat it?

LC: Afterwards, yeah. And of course, I may have asked questions about that. I asked several plants how they feel about being eaten. And that’s when they’ve said things like, there’s pride in being selected to be eaten, and we realize that this is our function.

FB: Do you mow your lawn?

LC: I’ve thought about that. I do. And sometimes I’ve said to them, “Sorry about that!” In general, their attitude is, “We don’t like it, but we respect what you feel you need to do.” So they’re very accommodating in that sense.


  1. I’ve spoken with the author of a book about her telepathic conversations with Keiko the killer whale. She lives in Eastern Oregon.

  2. My parents went through a metaphysical phase, and one of the side effects was they believed plants had feelings. They believed grass and leaves screamed, our human ears just couldn’t hear them. I harbored a truckload of guilt for just walking around the front yard, tromping on all those sentient blades of grass.

    Now all they care about is the GB Packers and high protein diets, but I’m still gonna show them this post.

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